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Long Jon Silver

from Self Help Book by The Happy Children

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  • This book is a 56 page photo and lyric book (includes music download code) that mirrors the message of Self Help Book as a story. It is comprised of old family photos and childhood drawings to be used as a means of self help and letting go. This is more than a CD and more than a CD booklet. It is an actual book with actual text designed by Normal Parents and made with nice materials. It is perfect for your coffee table, your backpack, your kitchen, your bedside table and anywhere else that you might need some help.

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lyrics

i pulled ur leg with every rope that i found inside our two car garage with intention to receive attention

i just want to be the one
everybodys favorite son

wake up the next day yawning off bad dreams of rejection from my friends, the praise that i weaseled in has gone away and left me gray. i am in a funk today

when i was pretty young id put on thongs of my moms (matter of fact heals too)and parade into the living room.

everybody'd laugh and say "tension eased another day"

but now i am strapped into a carseat of sorts, drivers definitely not my mom and im feeling at home already

i just want to be the one
everybodys favorite son

you should be afraid of me
its just that im not ugly

long jon silver had his long jon swinging in my face which made me wanna start a franchise of my own
id call it something clever but expressive like his and i would sell it for a gazillion dollars
later id find that the money i made was counterfeit. i couldnt even buy a friend
jesus christ musta known something that i dont because he seems to make a lotta money

you should be afraid of me
its just that im not ugly

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from Self Help Book, released January 16, 2018

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